• dentist: *scrapes gums with sharp metal instruments*
  • dentist: ur bleedin because u dont floss

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arting-with-me:

blargh I did a rough color. meh.

arting-with-me:

blargh I did a rough color. meh.

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creepingmalaise:

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.This is the email he sent:
 I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.

creepingmalaise:

My co-worker sent an email saying he would be late because he was trying to untie a squirrel tail knot. I asked for a picture, and he delivered.
This is the email he sent:

I was pressed into squirrel rescue this morning on my way out. 5 young squirrels got tangled in Christmas lights in my neighbor’s yard. We got the lights off, but now their tails are one big knot, so I have to bring them into a rescue place to untie them, as I am unequipped to untie squirrel tail knots. I should be in this afternoon.

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“Everything is nothing, with a twist.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

“Everything is nothing, with a twist.” - Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions

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theitalianpanda:

kawaii-lesbian-housewife:

theitalianpanda:

kawaii-lesbian-housewife:

theitalianpanda:

kawaii-lesbian-housewife:

oh haha im so hilarious


o ya reel mature gilbert


hahahahHAHAHAHAHahahhahhAHAAAAAAAAA


WHO’S LAUGHING NOW HUH?!!!!!!!!


U WANNA FUCKIN GO???!?!????!?!!!??!???


BITCH I AM ALWAYS READY TO GO

theitalianpanda:

kawaii-lesbian-housewife:

theitalianpanda:

kawaii-lesbian-housewife:

theitalianpanda:

kawaii-lesbian-housewife:

oh haha im so hilarious

o ya reel mature gilbert

hahahahHAHAHAHAHahahhahhAHAAAAAAAAA

WHO’S LAUGHING NOW HUH?!!!!!!!!

U WANNA FUCKIN GO???!?!????!?!!!??!???

BITCH I AM ALWAYS READY TO GO

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nipsl1p:

bowtozhao:

lunaticobscurity:

lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows

WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT

DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD

nipsl1p:

bowtozhao:

lunaticobscurity:

lmao i swear japan has the greatest game shows

WAS THAT PLUNGER WORTH IT

DID SHE DIE I DONT UNDERSTAND OH MY GOD

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mpregbert:

chinchillas13:

spookymitunasbutt:

why is eridan all over my dash
is it national eridan day 

every day is national eridan day

you only celebrate for half a day

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waltie-chanlolz:

im actually dying right now 

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